How to hang out with Randy vol.1

Yes kiddies, I'm actually pig-headed enough to post something this self-absorbed and cantankerous! Lets see what we have:

1. DON'T PLAY COMPUTER DJ:
I have the internet too, no need to unload your last 3 weeks of surfing on me. Your better off leaving me a URL, that way i'll check it out if i'm in the mood aka I don't take in much when your screaming and pointing and constantly changing songs etc. every 15 seconds.

2.DON'T ELABORATE ON SOMEONE'S LIFE (Someone I don't know) Your cousin's girlfriends car doesn't mean shit to me nor does their kid's behaviour. Unless they're knocking on my front door, they don't exist.

***MORE TO COME!