How to hang out with Randy vol.2

3. DON'T TALK SO FUCKING MUCH!: A conversation is supposed to go both ways. If you don't like your job then don't work it...same goes for the dumbass you married. What makes you think I need to know every trivial detail of your day? Think before you speak and make it worth it.

4. DON'T EXPECT A CIRCUS: I seldom play favourites...especially when I'm at home and/or sober. Whoever told you I was exciting and reckless is mistaken. I'm old, ornery and tend to sleep most of the day.

5.DON'T BRAG ABOUT DRUGS: I'm not impressed that you supposedly have the best shit only 15 phone calls away. This goes double for the "hip-hop" types.

*Peas and love sauce - R